Squads

Will Margot

A great keeper who for some reason really fancies himself as a bit of a striker. Will is a big advocate of bringing on the youth of the Club. Doesn't drink that often; if you ever see him drunk, you'll understand why! Current Club Chairman.

Teams: Mens A / Mixed A Position: Keeper

Dave Hall

Captain Dave is a giant in the Valkyrs squad. Always got something amusing to say which will possibly never be bettered after he announced in the Creek one day that all the guys were jealous of him as "I've got pure love"!! Now the proud owner of a Mrs Hall!

Teams: Mens A / Mixed B Position: Defender

Mark Moyer

A Valkyrs veteran of many years, Moy is well known for his many changing fads with his current interest being his "pimp my ride baby" Ford Escort. Never short of a witty one liner which only he can get away with, he's widely credited with bringing the art of "ponying" on a dance floor to the mass public.

Teams:Mens A / Mixed B Position:Defender

Craig Morris

Craig is a tough tackling defender who reads the game well. An English teacher by day, and a keen fitness fanatic, Craig has appeared as a centrefold for the Mens Health magazine which certainly gets the girls excited!

Teams: Mens A / Mixed A Position: Defender

Gareth Morris

Widely regarded as insane for cycling to and from training (he lives in Port St Mary) Gareth has just been called up to represent "Team Dave". A career man through and through who for some reason thinks he looks like Arnie Schwarzenegger...hmm, "I think it's the hair"

Teams: Mens A / Mixed A Position: Midfield

Russ Miller

Russ now thinks he's better looking than Colin Farrell. In fact, he thinks he's better than everyone at everything......which is certainly not true if you've seen him on a hockey pitch!

Teams: Mens A / Mixed A Position: Midfield

Greg Miller

Greg puts on the biggest gun show in town (apart from Moyer), is famous for his Ali G impressions, and also knows all the words to "Ice Ice Baby". His party trick is doing the worm in a kilt but only at official state functions, weddings and funerals. Greg loves all things Peel, especially the White House!

Teams: Mens A / Mixed A Position: Midfield

Vic Ferns

A champion karaoke star who's still got the skills although with knees of an 85 year old, has now become a member of the Rodney & Shirls Valkyrs Supporters Club!

Teams:Mens A / Mixed B Position:Midfield

Rob Mylchreest

Teams: Mens A / Mixed A Position: Midfield

Neill Jacobs

Neill has finally got himself playing regularly after escaping from a large thumbing! He's a South African which means he likes to wrestle lions in his spare time and is often seen sharking around some of the prey found in the target rich bars & clubs around town!

Teams: Mens A / Mixed A Position: Forward

Steven Lowe

A multi talented sportsman, Steve is a former Island under 13 player of the year and is making rapid strides in the senior leagues this year. With great skills and plenty of pace he has everything you'll need to make it to the top.

Teams: Mens A / Mixed A Position: Forward

Chris Caldwell

He spent 3 years at uni playing hockey and never scored! A true "artist" who loves mixing it with the rednecks and jostling with young vixens! Now a qualified and responsible teacher but could easily double up as a croupier as he's awesome with the dice...!

Teams: Mens A / Mixed A Position: Forward

Ollie Webster

Ollie's an expert marksman in front of goal, with the ladies and legend in his own eyes. Mad as a hatter and a top cricketer who likes a beer or ten!

Teams: Mens A / Mixed A Position: Forward