Squads

James Seed

The only man in modern times ever to dislocate his knee playing badminton, Seedy has been an established keeper at Valkyrs for many years. Struggled with the concept of not shooting your own team when playing paintball!

Teams: Mens B / Mixed B Position: Keeper

Mikey Lee

When not cleaning Organs in his spare time (no joke), Mikey's a star keeper in the making who's not afraid to put his body on the line where it hurts. Almost had his head taken off a couple of times in training by Gareth but just shrugs his shoulders and carries on. Good lad!!

Teams: Mens B Position: Keeper

Darren Quirk

Darren is well past the normal retirement age for a keeper but he loves it so much he can still be found getting in the way of people's balls on a Saturday afternoon!

Teams: Mens B Position: Keeper

Bill Cowie

Bill has a tremendously powerful strike on him, only problem is that his radar is a little bit dicky! Quite often spends more of the season skiing than actually playing hockey which probably isn't a bad thing!

Teams: Mens B / Mixed C Position: Defender

Dave Griffiths

Dave used to spend his days serving Queen & Country but now prefers the sedate office environment provided by RBS! Solid, reliable defender who could easily play in a higher squad than at present.

Teams: Mens B / Mixed B Position: Defender

Paul Scambler

A keen eye for the ladies, you'll often see him wearing his Rockports both on and off the pitch. Speaks a strange language called "scally", ending most conversations with "eggs & potata, see ya later!"

Teams: Mens B / Mixed B Position: Defender

Craig Killey

Eldest of the four Killey siblings, Craig is fast developing into a very reliable and solid defender who trains as hard as he plays. A quiet lad (or so we all thought) until he celebrated his most improved player award at the end of season party!

Teams: Mens B / Mixed C Position: Defender

Roger Smith

Our very own watchmaker, you'll not be surprised to hear that Roger is very good with his hands! Also a champion skier and likes a good night out on the town. A big fan of wellies apparently!!

Teams: Mens B / Mixed D Position: Midfield

Lucas Croydon

Lucas is a captains dream who'll play in any position and just loves his hockey. Has adjusted well to playing senior hockey with his skill levels improving all the time.

Teams: Mens B / Mixed Position: Midfield

Neil Shimmin

NPS is another long standing Valkyrian. Just come back to the game after a few years out, it's a joy to hear "spinning away" and "man fast" once again. Always gives 110%, he once knocked out cold a lady during a mixed game and was heard to say "sorry player" as he carried on past!

Teams: Mens B / Mixed Position: Midfield

Mark Osborn

Ozzy is back playing hockey again after a few seasons off. Plays to win at all times and likes a good battle to get his teeth into (not literally of course!)

Teams: Mens B / Mixed Position: Midfield

Liam Dunne

Teams: Mens B / Mixed Position: Midfield

Chris Killey

One of four brothers who play for the club, Chris is an up and coming young player with bags of potential. A keen student of the game, he is also pursuing his coaching qualifications. Has heard from elder brother Craig that the end of season awards night is not to be missed!

Teams: Mens B / Mixed C Position: Forward

Jonah Hull

Our resident Maverick, Jonah was a relative late comer to hockey who enjoys the social side of things. Knows the rule book inside out and apparently does his "best work" between 1am & 3am. A serial wedding crasher who was once told, "If I'd have wanted YOU at my wedding, I would've invited you!"

Teams: Mens B / Mixed B Position: Forward

Jonny Cain

An expert Skier in his spare time, Jonny Whoppa is a must have member in any boat race team. Scores the odd goal when required.

Teams: Mens B / Mixed Position: Forward

Graham Shimmin

An ex-keeper who like them all thinks he can play out a bit. Shim does OK considering he holds the stick with his left hand under the right hand...very strange!

Teams: Mens B / Mixed C Position: Forward

Mike Flowers

Teams: Mens B / Mixed Position: Forward