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Player Profiles - Mixed A

Home Page Will Margot
A great keeper who for some reason really fancies himself as a bit of a striker. Will is a big advocate of bringing on the youth of the Club. Doesn't drink that often; if you ever see him drunk, you'll understand why! Current Club Chairman.
Teams: Mixed A/Mens A  Position: Keeper   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Charlie Griffiths
A rising star at Valkyrs , Charlie is making massive progress through the squads. Current MHA Young Player of the year and a very talented defender or midfielder. Tip from the top....never just blindly accept a shot of sambuca or tequila that is handed to you cos chances are the rest of the group are drinking water!!
Teams: Mixed A/Mens A  Position: Defender   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Lisa Watson
Tough tackling defender, not much gets past Lisa. She graduated from the eye-lid fluttering school of excellence with a distinction. Likes a drink and often says things that other people would be to embarrassed to even think to themselves!
Teams: Mixed A/Ladies A  Position: Defender   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Jenny Walmsley
Jenny is still serving her life sentence at Valkyrs and is still as good as ever! A fine example of a dedicated and spirited player, Jenny has no problem passing orders round the half time team talk!
Teams: Mixed A/Ladies A  Position: Defender   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Kirsty Bowley
A Supergirl body double and tough tackling defender, our very own "Jelly Girl". She's a quiet girl, but you know what they say about them....!
Teams: Mixed A/Ladies A  Position: Defender   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Gareth Morris
Widely regarded as insane for cycling to and from training (he lives in Port St Mary) Gareth has just been called up to represent "Team Dave". A career man through and through who for some reason thinks he looks like Arnie Schwarzenegger...hmm, "I think it's the hair"
Teams: Mixed A/Mens A  Position: Midfield   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Russell Miller
Russ now thinks he's better looking than Colin Farrell. In fact, he thinks he's better than everyone at everything......which is certainly not true if you've seen him on a hockey pitch!
Teams: Mixed A/Mens A  Position: Midfield   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Bernie Dunn
Once described as the cornerstone of the mixed and ladies first teams, Bernie is possibly more reknowned for dancing on a table at a Stix Cup after party in the Creek!
Teams: Mixed A/Ladies A  Position: Midfield   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Leanne Brew
Quiet schoolteacher who plays a bit of hockey and then goes home to her cup of cocoa...yeah right! Brewer is more likely to be found either ripping up the dancefloor in Nightlife or ploughing through a case of pink wine...remember New Years Eve yet?!
Teams: Mixed A/Ladies A  Position: Midfield   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Greg Miller
Greg puts on the biggest gun show in town (apart from Moyer), is famous for his Ali G impressions, and also knows all the words to "Ice Ice Baby". His party trick is doing the worm in a kilt but only at official state functions, weddings and funerals. Greg loves all things Peel, especially the Creek!
Teams: Mixed A/Mens A  Position: Midfield   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Ali Carroon
Once an air hostess and now a primary school teacher, she has unfortunately for her just bought a new house next door to Greg! 2006 Mhelliah Dance Off champion!
Teams: Mixed A/Ladies A  Position: Midfield   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Julian Colley
Probably still the quickest player on the Island, Jules is a finely tuned, multi talented athlete. Recently married, is now Daddy rather than "Uncle Jules" !
Teams: Mixed A/Mens A  Position: Midfield   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Chris Thomas
A talented player with great pace, Chris has risen through the ranks to be a top striker. Not the sharpest pencil in the case but his boyish good looks more than make up for that!
Teams: Mixed A/Mens A  Position: Forward   08/09 Goals: 0
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Teams: Mixed A/Mens A  Position: Forward   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Andrea Kneen
Famous for her abbreviations, "DKM" is a top girl who's looking for a nice young man to cuddle up to. Likes a bit of "apres" on a Saturday afternoon and was the co-founder of the "TOCO" game. Often heard shouting "FCO" get to the bar "YKI"...!
Teams: Mixed A/Ladies A  Position: Forward   08/09 Goals: 0
Home Page Chris Caldwell
He spent 3 years at uni playing hockey and never scored! A true "artist" who loves mixing it with the rednecks and jostling with young vixens! Now a qualified and responsible teacher!
Teams: Mixed A/Mens A  Position: Forward   08/09 Goals: 0

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